Contacting the new lawyer.

As requested by Sandra, I contact the new lawyer, Mamadou Fall. I explain who I am an await his response.

Dear Sir

I have been passed your details by my true love, Sandra Edgard who currently resides in a refugee camp in Senegal.

We need help to  procure the necessary paperwork to enable Sandra to gain access to her late fathers monies. She is the last remaining member of the family who were tragically slaughtered during a cut throat game of tiddlywinks. It was an horrific experience for her as she was meant to play the winner and never got chance as a result. This meant she missed out on the winners prize of a plastic model of  the Eiffel Tower. The rebels who did the killing, also stole that. How low can they get?  She is now all alone in the world except for me, her foreign, overseas sponsor and fiancé. She is relying on me to help get her out of this terrible situation so we can start our life together in England.

I did have dealings with another lawyer previously but they were most unprofessional and I refuse to do business with anyone who doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language. I am hoping that you are professional enough to ensure all correspondence is proof read and checked before sending to me to ensure the correct grammar and spelling is used. I simply cannot have the fate of my beloved lady in the hands of an illiterate imbecile .

I understand there will be fees attached to your services. That is fine. I am willing to pay whatever it takes to free my beloved Sandra so she can come and live with me and do my cleaning and cooking. After all, my pants won't wash themselves will they? Ha ha!

I look forward to your immediate response on this matter.

Mr Hugh Jorgan

CEO Man Summers