I'm coming to get you (and your money!)

Sandra's emails have been few and far between lately. I am beginning to lose interest but the end goal is still there, to wind them up and waste as much of their time as possible. The lawyer never replied so it's time to step it up a bit. Sandra, I am coming to rescue you!!

I get a short and boring email from Sandra.


Good day my love
How are you doing over there and how is work, my love I have not heard from you or the lawyer, what is the problem my love, I am over worried about all that is going on please my love you are the only one that can communicate with me about all that is happening, over there, you know it my love, please I am worried about you and what is going on, please my love send my you respond.
I love you and remand bless.
Sandra



I reply telling her I want to come to Senegal and rescue her (and her money!)




Good morning Sandra.

I hope this mail finds you well and happy.  I have emailed the lawyer on the email address you sent me brmamadoulawchambers@lawyer.com but I have never received a reply. I have tried my love, believe me I have but if they do not respond what am I to do? I have sent several emails but they are ignoring me. Did you send me the correct email address my love? Please check, there's a good girl.


I really do think the only option left to us now is for me to  come to Senegal and find a lawyer myself. I know this will cost more money but you are worth every penny my love, plus I will get it back tenfold when I get my hands on your money!! I mean of course when I help you to get the money that is rightfully yours my darling.

I need you to send me the address of the camp in which you are staying so I can find myself a hotel as near to there as possible. I will then arrange the flight.  In some ways I am glad the lawyer never replied because it means that I get to come to Senegal and be with you my love. It's all very exciting!


Sandra, I need you to send me the details I need as soon as possible. I want to come and be your knight in shining lurex and being you home with me.  Now be a good girl and send me the address of the camp so I can start making plans. Very soon we shall be together.

I love you Sandra.

Always

Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



I don't receive a reply so I send another message telling her I am going to contact the British Embassy over there.


Hello Sandra

Are you getting my emails? I need to know the address of the camp you are staying in so I can arrange a flight over to  fetch you. If I don't hear from you today I will worry that something is badly wrong and have no choice but to just make my own way there. I will contact the British Embassy over there to assist me in finding you if I have to.

Sandra, I love you. I cannot  just leave you there to suffer alone. I MUST come to you.

Please reply as soon as possible.

All my love forever

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx