Monday 17 February 2014

All good things come to an end. Goodbye Sandra.

So, Sandra has almost stopped emailing now. I think I have probably been sussed.  I have become bored with 'her' now anyway so time to bring it to an end. Well Sandra, it was good while it lasted. Cheers for the laughs!


Here are the last few emails between us. 


My darling Sandra

Why are you not replying to  my messages? I am so very very worried about you. Please let me know that you are ok.


Yours always

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Eventually I get a reply from Sandra.


Hello my love how are you doing today? My love I am very sorry about my late reply to your mail, my love I am very sick as am writing this massage am still in the hospital I just ask the doctor to help me with his computer that I have my fancy that will be worried about me and my health, my love please do this for me now I need you send some money to the doctor this because the money that I resave from the reverend was not Okay for my medications please my love I know you will not let anything happen to me, as the doctor diagnose that am having malarial parasites that I think to much, and the doctor said I will have to pay some money before I will get medication, my love I know is not easy over there with you and hilliness, hope you doing fine, my love below is the doctors name Dr BARRY THIERNO my love any amount that you send to him please let me know about it so that I will know the medications I have been giving by the doctor. My love I will be
waiting for you response.
I love you
Sandra


Having got fed up of her now, I send this but it is ignored.

Sandra

It is sunday  and I hlf just beened to the pub. I am drunk!!!!! I think you are a money grabbing slut who is just after me for my money, ALl you do is ask foir money. All I want is fo ryou to come here and do my ironing and cookinga nd cleaning  and have sex with me, but oh no al you want is for me to send you money,

I don't think you really love me. I am drunk becasue I love you and I think you are making a fool ouyt of me. all ido all day is drinkl beer and whisky becasue IO kmow yuou dpn't love me.

saNDRA, do you relaly love me? are you giong to come and iron my shirts for me?

From Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday 22 January 2014

Dr Andy Medics.

Hugh is not happy with Sandra after her last email. He offers her a way out of the camp and a new life in England and all she wants are some sanitary towels and loo roll!! Oh and 450 USD! She also needs drugs for her pneumonia. Time to call on another friend in the U.N, Dr Andy Medics! Let's see what she makes of this!




Good afternoon Sandra.

I have to say that your last email has left me rather upset and more than a little confused.

You told me you  had been in hospital for 'over crying' and that you were back at the camp once more. You never mentioned anything about pneumonia or migraine to me. You said you were getting better and had been discharged. You said you had been taking drugs but not that you needed any more. As far as I was aware, you were feeling better now. Now you say you are not happy with me because I never asked about your health or offered to buy you more drugs. Sandra, answer me this, how was I supposed to know you needed anything if you didn't tell me? I am not a mind reader dear.  I told you how upset I was at you having been in hospital yet you make out that I don't care.  Sandra, that has hurt me so very very much. You know how I feel about you my darling so for you to be so nasty  to me is very hurtful.

Also, with the help of my colleague from the U.N, I gave you a guarantee that you would be free from the refugee camp and able to travel to the UK to be with me in Gold-On-Showers. What more do you want from me Sandra? I offer you the chance at a new life with me here in the UK yet I am  greeted with distrust and nastiness. I offer you  my world and you throw it back in my beautifully made up face. Sandra, I am most disappointed with you.

Ok so here it is. You need drugs for your pneumonia. Another contact in the U.N,  Dr. Andy Medics can arrange for the necessary medication to be brought to the camp for you by an envoy based in Senegal. Please give me the full address of the camp to make sure he gets the correct one and the medication you require and he will make sure you get it by tomorrow. I have also arranged for him to bring you many toiletry supplies including soap, toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel, deodorant, toilet paper, sanitary protection, plus some clean underwear just in case of any accident or spillage.  He assures me that you will get everything you need by tomorrow as long as you send me the address of the camp today.

Sandra, do you trust me? You say you love me and want to  spend the rest of your life with me yet you won't let me help you get out of this awful situation. I will cover the cost of the passport and any other documents needed along with flights, medication, everything you need. I have the official people on my side to do all this for you yet  you won't let me do it. Why not Sandra? Why not?????

Please Sandra, let me help you. I am madly in love with you and want you here with me as soon as possible. So be a good girl and do as I ask. I hope to hear from you very very soon, by the end of today.


I love you Sandra


Always yours

Hugh xxxx

PS, why did you sign your last email Evelyn?

Tuesday 21 January 2014

She's a bit premenstrual and has changed her name.

After  telling Sandra that my contact at the U.N can sort her passport etc out, you would think she would be over the moon. Oh no, not Sandra, or Evelyn as she bizarrely  appears to be called now.  She is all cross and premenstrual! Yes, you read that correctly! I won't go into detail, you can read it for yourself!  She said she had been in hospital for 'over crying'. Now it's pneumonia and migraine and I am  evil personified for not caring about her. She needs drugs and she needs them now because she is dying! And guess what? They will cost money!



Good afternoon my love.
How was your night and how are doing today? Your work, your health, and life in general? With every hope that you are doing great for me. Thanks to God Almighty for the good health. My love, to be sincere, I must tell you that I am not happy with you, because I remember telling you that I was down sick and hospitalized but my drugs are finished and I have not purchase another drugs due to lack of money, because the reverend does not have money now with him to help me out with the drugs. i was diagnosed magrine headache, acute chest pain and pneumonia, and my drugs are finished but you never said anything about it. About my drugs, about my getting well. About buying the drugs needed for my illness. My menstruation will start in two day now, tomorrow or next but I don’t have sanitary pad, not even toilet tissue due to lack of money. Please my love, if you really love me like you said, please help me with some money to buy my drugs and some toiletries
for my self. And for the information you requested, I am sorry to disobey you on that very issue because I am not going to disclose any more of me or my father’s information to any other stranger again until I come to you over there in England. Like I told you previously, that its only Rev peter and you that knows about this issue. Because he took me as his own daughter and has been taking care of me. And I developed my trust on him and he promised to get me everything I needed for my trip and freedom. He has made the enquiry for the international passport, the refugee clearance and police report. He said that the cost of the passport is 450 USD. So my love, please I want you to help me with the money so he can get it for me for I am more comfortable with and more especially my drugs which is more important to me. No amount is to small for the drugs, any amount is ok for me. Please my love, I am sick and I need my drugs to get well for you. We are
talking about my health. Please I want you to send the money for my drugs because I am dying with out these drugs now. Very urgent please.

My love here is our reverend information
He said you can send it through Western Union Money transfer.

Daniel Peter

Villa 256 Ndioum baye city Kopiko

DAKAR SENEGAL.

+221-772-017-479

I love you from the bottom of my heart and I can not wait to join you over there in you country as soon as possible.
Sweet kiss with warm hug,
yours forever,
Evelyn.

Monday 20 January 2014

Orpahn Annie to the rescue.

So, Hugh has contacted his colleagues at the United Nations and one of them has got back in touch. Mrs Annie Warbucks, ex-orphan and now U.N envoy for orphans can help! Isn't Sandra lucky?




Good morning Sandra!

Oh and it is a good morning! I have heard back from a friend at the U.N. that I emailed yesterday. She is pretty sure she will be able to help me get you out of the camp and make the necessary arrangements for you to come to England. Isn't that wonderful Sandra? I am so excited!

Mrs Annie Warbucks, the U.N envoy for orphans has said she can help. She can liaise with the relevant ministers and secure the necessary paperwork needed to gain you an international passport. She fully understands what it is like to be an orphan as she was one herself. She asked me to tell you not to worry because the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. Just thinking about tomorrow, clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none. She also said that when she's stuck with a day that's grey and lonely, she sticks out her chin and grins and says, the sun will come out tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow, come what may. And Sandra, she is right, because tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow, Sandra, it's only a day away! Don't ever forget that.

So Sandra, Annie has asked me for the following information; Your full name, your date of  birth, the last home address you lived at before moving to the camp when your parents were both brutally slaughtered, your dead parents full names and dates of birth and the full address of the refugee camp in which you are now living.  As soon as she has that information she can apply for your birth certificate and other paperwork and start to arrange your new passport.

Oh Sandra, I am so lucky to have you in my life. I know it's a hard knock life for you over there but keep smiling. Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile!

Please send me the details that Annie needs as soon as possible so we can finally get you out of that awful place.

All my love

Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sunday 19 January 2014

Contacts within the United Nations.

The Reverend Peter  has suggested that Sandra would be better off coming to the UK to live with Hugh. Of course it will cost money to get an international passport etc. There's a surprise. Lucky for Sandra, Hugh has contacts within the United Nations!




My darling Sandra

Oh my poor, sweet girl. My heart sank and I burst into floods of tears when I read that you have been in hospital due to over crying. That sounds absolutely terrible. I sincerely hope you are feeling better now my dear and that Reverend Peter is looking after you well. The man sounds like a saint!

I read your email and I completely agree that the best thing for you is to come over to England and live with me. That way we can look after each other and live together in love.  The sooner we make plans and start the process the better. That also means we can sort the paperwork needed to get all that lovely money. Just imagine the kind of life we can live with your money and the money I make from my company. We will be loaded! And I will save money not having to employ a cleaner any more!

You mention that Reverend Peters works for the United Nations as a missionary. That got me thinking. A few years ago I did some work for the U.N as their ambassador for Cross Dressers. This entailed travelling to various countries and meeting with heads of state, government ministers etc to further the cause of cross dressers and to promote aceptance and tolerance for our community. I still have some contacts within the U.N who I am sure will be able to help us once I explain your situation to them.  Sandra, let me send a few emails and see what we can do. It may be a day or two before I hear back but please don't despair. I WILL get you out of there.

In the mean  time, keep smiling my darling and remember that I love you always

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Friday 17 January 2014

Hospitalised from over crying.

Sandra has barely sent any emails over the last few weeks. The ones she has sent have been short and boring. After telling her I was arranging flights to come and rescue her she sent a long email explaining  why she has been so quiet. She has been in hospital due to 'over crying'. Poor girl! Previously she was asking for money to pay for the legal documents needed for her to be able to claim her late fathers fortune. Now she needs money for her medication (for her over crying presumably!) and to get an international passport to come to the UK and start a new life with me, the deaf transvestite! God bless Reverend Peter from the U.N who is to arrange all this for her. Looks like it's game on again!




Good evening my dear love,
How was your day and how are you doing now? Your work, your health and life in general? With every hope that you are doing very well, especially health wise which is the most important to me?

My love, I am so sorry for not replying your mails for some time now, it is due to I was down sick and hospitalized due to my over crying and thinking but I thank God that I am getting better and has been discharged from the hospital this morning.

My love after reading your mails I met our reverend and I told him everything about your mails and he suggested about me coming over to your country to met with you and start everything over there in your country which I believe that the idea is the easiest way.

So, my love, I want you to think about this so that I can be free from this prison called refugee camp. Like I told you that you previously that I am really suffering here, no good water, no good food, no hospitality.

If not for Rev Peter here who is a missionary under united nation, I don’t know what would have happen to me. But God has been using him to take care of me. As I am talking you, my drugs are finished and I have not gotten other drugs because he is out of cash now. My love, I have spoken to him about my freedom and coming to your country, but he said that I need to obtain some clearance from the refugee authority before I could be aloud to leave the camp and he equally promise to help me in getting a new international passport for me and every other traveling documents that might be needed for my traveling to your country.

Because I lost my passport while running for my dear life. But the problem now is the monitory issue. Please my love, I want if you wan assist me, please let me know so that I will tell him to make enquiry for the expenses. Like I said my love, my drugs are finished but there is no money to buy them now and I need it seriously. Lastly my love, I will never forget thank you for taking care of an orphan like me, and I want you to know that you are best and the first man I have ever known in my life and I will keep praying for Gods protection and provision for you. I will be stopping here and will waiting impatiently to read your good news for me.
Sandra

I'm coming to get you (and your money!)

Sandra's emails have been few and far between lately. I am beginning to lose interest but the end goal is still there, to wind them up and waste as much of their time as possible. The lawyer never replied so it's time to step it up a bit. Sandra, I am coming to rescue you!!

I get a short and boring email from Sandra.


Good day my love
How are you doing over there and how is work, my love I have not heard from you or the lawyer, what is the problem my love, I am over worried about all that is going on please my love you are the only one that can communicate with me about all that is happening, over there, you know it my love, please I am worried about you and what is going on, please my love send my you respond.
I love you and remand bless.
Sandra




I reply telling her I want to come to Senegal and rescue her (and her money!)





Good morning Sandra.

I hope this mail finds you well and happy.  I have emailed the lawyer on the email address you sent me brmamadoulawchambers@lawyer.com but I have never received a reply. I have tried my love, believe me I have but if they do not respond what am I to do? I have sent several emails but they are ignoring me. Did you send me the correct email address my love? Please check, there's a good girl.


I really do think the only option left to us now is for me to  come to Senegal and find a lawyer myself. I know this will cost more money but you are worth every penny my love, plus I will get it back tenfold when I get my hands on your money!! I mean of course when I help you to get the money that is rightfully yours my darling.

I need you to send me the address of the camp in which you are staying so I can find myself a hotel as near to there as possible. I will then arrange the flight.  In some ways I am glad the lawyer never replied because it means that I get to come to Senegal and be with you my love. It's all very exciting!


Sandra, I need you to send me the details I need as soon as possible. I want to come and be your knight in shining lurex and being you home with me.  Now be a good girl and send me the address of the camp so I can start making plans. Very soon we shall be together.

I love you Sandra.

Always

Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




I don't receive a reply so I send another message telling her I am going to contact the British Embassy over there.


Hello Sandra

Are you getting my emails? I need to know the address of the camp you are staying in so I can arrange a flight over to  fetch you. If I don't hear from you today I will worry that something is badly wrong and have no choice but to just make my own way there. I will contact the British Embassy over there to assist me in finding you if I have to.

Sandra, I love you. I cannot  just leave you there to suffer alone. I MUST come to you.

Please reply as soon as possible.

All my love forever

Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx