Hugh is not happy with Sandra after her last email. He offers her a way out of the camp and a new life in England and all she wants are some sanitary towels and loo roll!! Oh and 450 USD! She also needs drugs for her pneumonia. Time to call on another friend in the U.N, Dr Andy Medics! Let's see what she makes of this!
Good afternoon Sandra.
I have to say that your last email has left me rather upset and more than a little confused.
You told me you had been in hospital for 'over crying' and that you
were back at the camp once more. You never mentioned anything about
pneumonia or migraine to me. You said you were getting better and had
been discharged. You said you had been taking drugs
but not that you needed any more. As far as I was aware, you were
feeling better now. Now you say you are not happy with me because I
never asked about your health or offered to buy you more drugs. Sandra,
answer me this, how was I supposed to know you needed
anything if you didn't tell me? I am not a mind reader dear. I told you
how upset I was at you having been in hospital yet you make out that I
don't care. Sandra, that has hurt me so very very much. You know how I
feel about you my darling so for you to
be so nasty to me is very hurtful.
Also, with the help of my colleague from the U.N, I gave you a guarantee
that you would be free from the refugee camp and able to travel to the
UK to be with me in Gold-On-Showers. What more do you want from me
Sandra? I offer you the chance at a new life with
me here in the UK yet I am greeted with distrust and nastiness. I offer
you my world and you throw it back in my beautifully made up face.
Sandra, I am most disappointed with you.
Ok so here it is. You need drugs for your pneumonia. Another contact in
the U.N, Dr. Andy Medics can arrange for the necessary medication to be
brought to the camp for you by an envoy based in Senegal. Please give
me the full address of the camp to make sure
he gets the correct one and the medication you require and he will make
sure you get it by tomorrow. I have also arranged for him to bring you
many toiletry supplies including soap, toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel,
deodorant, toilet paper, sanitary protection,
plus some clean underwear just in case of any accident or spillage. He
assures me that you will get everything you need by tomorrow as long as
you send me the address of the camp today.
Sandra, do you trust me? You say you love me and want to spend the rest
of your life with me yet you won't let me help you get out of this
awful situation. I will cover the cost of the passport and any other
documents needed along with flights, medication,
everything you need. I have the official people on my side to do all
this for you yet you won't let me do it. Why not Sandra? Why not?????
Please Sandra, let me help you. I am madly in love with you and want you
here with me as soon as possible. So be a good girl and do as I ask. I
hope to hear from you very very soon, by the end of today.
I love you Sandra
Always yours
Hugh xxxx
PS, why did you sign your last email Evelyn?
Wednesday 22 January 2014
Tuesday 21 January 2014
She's a bit premenstrual and has changed her name.
After telling Sandra that my contact at the U.N can sort her passport etc out, you would think she would be over the moon. Oh no, not Sandra, or Evelyn as she bizarrely appears to be called now. She is all cross and premenstrual! Yes, you read that correctly! I won't go into detail, you can read it for yourself! She said she had been in hospital for 'over crying'. Now it's pneumonia and migraine and I am evil personified for not caring about her. She needs drugs and she needs them now because she is dying! And guess what? They will cost money!
Good afternoon my love.
How was your night and how are doing today? Your work, your health, and life in general? With every hope that you are doing great for me. Thanks to God Almighty for the good health. My love, to be sincere, I must tell you that I am not happy with you, because I remember telling you that I was down sick and hospitalized but my drugs are finished and I have not purchase another drugs due to lack of money, because the reverend does not have money now with him to help me out with the drugs. i was diagnosed magrine headache, acute chest pain and pneumonia, and my drugs are finished but you never said anything about it. About my drugs, about my getting well. About buying the drugs needed for my illness. My menstruation will start in two day now, tomorrow or next but I don’t have sanitary pad, not even toilet tissue due to lack of money. Please my love, if you really love me like you said, please help me with some money to buy my drugs and some toiletries
for my self. And for the information you requested, I am sorry to disobey you on that very issue because I am not going to disclose any more of me or my father’s information to any other stranger again until I come to you over there in England. Like I told you previously, that its only Rev peter and you that knows about this issue. Because he took me as his own daughter and has been taking care of me. And I developed my trust on him and he promised to get me everything I needed for my trip and freedom. He has made the enquiry for the international passport, the refugee clearance and police report. He said that the cost of the passport is 450 USD. So my love, please I want you to help me with the money so he can get it for me for I am more comfortable with and more especially my drugs which is more important to me. No amount is to small for the drugs, any amount is ok for me. Please my love, I am sick and I need my drugs to get well for you. We are
talking about my health. Please I want you to send the money for my drugs because I am dying with out these drugs now. Very urgent please.
My love here is our reverend information
He said you can send it through Western Union Money transfer.
Daniel Peter
Villa 256 Ndioum baye city Kopiko
DAKAR SENEGAL.
+221-772-017-479
I love you from the bottom of my heart and I can not wait to join you over there in you country as soon as possible.
Sweet kiss with warm hug,
yours forever,
Evelyn.
Good afternoon my love.
How was your night and how are doing today? Your work, your health, and life in general? With every hope that you are doing great for me. Thanks to God Almighty for the good health. My love, to be sincere, I must tell you that I am not happy with you, because I remember telling you that I was down sick and hospitalized but my drugs are finished and I have not purchase another drugs due to lack of money, because the reverend does not have money now with him to help me out with the drugs. i was diagnosed magrine headache, acute chest pain and pneumonia, and my drugs are finished but you never said anything about it. About my drugs, about my getting well. About buying the drugs needed for my illness. My menstruation will start in two day now, tomorrow or next but I don’t have sanitary pad, not even toilet tissue due to lack of money. Please my love, if you really love me like you said, please help me with some money to buy my drugs and some toiletries
for my self. And for the information you requested, I am sorry to disobey you on that very issue because I am not going to disclose any more of me or my father’s information to any other stranger again until I come to you over there in England. Like I told you previously, that its only Rev peter and you that knows about this issue. Because he took me as his own daughter and has been taking care of me. And I developed my trust on him and he promised to get me everything I needed for my trip and freedom. He has made the enquiry for the international passport, the refugee clearance and police report. He said that the cost of the passport is 450 USD. So my love, please I want you to help me with the money so he can get it for me for I am more comfortable with and more especially my drugs which is more important to me. No amount is to small for the drugs, any amount is ok for me. Please my love, I am sick and I need my drugs to get well for you. We are
talking about my health. Please I want you to send the money for my drugs because I am dying with out these drugs now. Very urgent please.
My love here is our reverend information
He said you can send it through Western Union Money transfer.
Daniel Peter
Villa 256 Ndioum baye city Kopiko
DAKAR SENEGAL.
+221-772-017-479
I love you from the bottom of my heart and I can not wait to join you over there in you country as soon as possible.
Sweet kiss with warm hug,
yours forever,
Evelyn.
Monday 20 January 2014
Orpahn Annie to the rescue.
So, Hugh has contacted his colleagues at the United Nations and one of them has got back in touch. Mrs Annie Warbucks, ex-orphan and now U.N envoy for orphans can help! Isn't Sandra lucky?
Good morning Sandra!
Oh and it is a good morning! I have heard back from a friend at the U.N. that I emailed yesterday. She is pretty sure she will be able to help me get you out of the camp and make the necessary arrangements for you to come to England. Isn't that wonderful Sandra? I am so excited!
Mrs Annie Warbucks, the U.N envoy for orphans has said she can help. She can liaise with the relevant ministers and secure the necessary paperwork needed to gain you an international passport. She fully understands what it is like to be an orphan as she was one herself. She asked me to tell you not to worry because the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. Just thinking about tomorrow, clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none. She also said that when she's stuck with a day that's grey and lonely, she sticks out her chin and grins and says, the sun will come out tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow, come what may. And Sandra, she is right, because tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow, Sandra, it's only a day away! Don't ever forget that.
So Sandra, Annie has asked me for the following information; Your full name, your date of birth, the last home address you lived at before moving to the camp when your parents were both brutally slaughtered, your dead parents full names and dates of birth and the full address of the refugee camp in which you are now living. As soon as she has that information she can apply for your birth certificate and other paperwork and start to arrange your new passport.
Oh Sandra, I am so lucky to have you in my life. I know it's a hard knock life for you over there but keep smiling. Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile!
Please send me the details that Annie needs as soon as possible so we can finally get you out of that awful place.
All my love
Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good morning Sandra!
Oh and it is a good morning! I have heard back from a friend at the U.N. that I emailed yesterday. She is pretty sure she will be able to help me get you out of the camp and make the necessary arrangements for you to come to England. Isn't that wonderful Sandra? I am so excited!
Mrs Annie Warbucks, the U.N envoy for orphans has said she can help. She can liaise with the relevant ministers and secure the necessary paperwork needed to gain you an international passport. She fully understands what it is like to be an orphan as she was one herself. She asked me to tell you not to worry because the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun. Just thinking about tomorrow, clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none. She also said that when she's stuck with a day that's grey and lonely, she sticks out her chin and grins and says, the sun will come out tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow, come what may. And Sandra, she is right, because tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow, Sandra, it's only a day away! Don't ever forget that.
So Sandra, Annie has asked me for the following information; Your full name, your date of birth, the last home address you lived at before moving to the camp when your parents were both brutally slaughtered, your dead parents full names and dates of birth and the full address of the refugee camp in which you are now living. As soon as she has that information she can apply for your birth certificate and other paperwork and start to arrange your new passport.
Oh Sandra, I am so lucky to have you in my life. I know it's a hard knock life for you over there but keep smiling. Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile!
Please send me the details that Annie needs as soon as possible so we can finally get you out of that awful place.
All my love
Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sunday 19 January 2014
Contacts within the United Nations.
The Reverend Peter has suggested that Sandra would be better off coming to the UK to live with Hugh. Of course it will cost money to get an international passport etc. There's a surprise. Lucky for Sandra, Hugh has contacts within the United Nations!
My darling Sandra
Oh my poor, sweet girl. My heart sank and I burst into floods of tears when I read that you have been in hospital due to over crying. That sounds absolutely terrible. I sincerely hope you are feeling better now my dear and that Reverend Peter is looking after you well. The man sounds like a saint!
I read your email and I completely agree that the best thing for you is to come over to England and live with me. That way we can look after each other and live together in love. The sooner we make plans and start the process the better. That also means we can sort the paperwork needed to get all that lovely money. Just imagine the kind of life we can live with your money and the money I make from my company. We will be loaded! And I will save money not having to employ a cleaner any more!
You mention that Reverend Peters works for the United Nations as a missionary. That got me thinking. A few years ago I did some work for the U.N as their ambassador for Cross Dressers. This entailed travelling to various countries and meeting with heads of state, government ministers etc to further the cause of cross dressers and to promote aceptance and tolerance for our community. I still have some contacts within the U.N who I am sure will be able to help us once I explain your situation to them. Sandra, let me send a few emails and see what we can do. It may be a day or two before I hear back but please don't despair. I WILL get you out of there.
In the mean time, keep smiling my darling and remember that I love you always
Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My darling Sandra
Oh my poor, sweet girl. My heart sank and I burst into floods of tears when I read that you have been in hospital due to over crying. That sounds absolutely terrible. I sincerely hope you are feeling better now my dear and that Reverend Peter is looking after you well. The man sounds like a saint!
I read your email and I completely agree that the best thing for you is to come over to England and live with me. That way we can look after each other and live together in love. The sooner we make plans and start the process the better. That also means we can sort the paperwork needed to get all that lovely money. Just imagine the kind of life we can live with your money and the money I make from my company. We will be loaded! And I will save money not having to employ a cleaner any more!
You mention that Reverend Peters works for the United Nations as a missionary. That got me thinking. A few years ago I did some work for the U.N as their ambassador for Cross Dressers. This entailed travelling to various countries and meeting with heads of state, government ministers etc to further the cause of cross dressers and to promote aceptance and tolerance for our community. I still have some contacts within the U.N who I am sure will be able to help us once I explain your situation to them. Sandra, let me send a few emails and see what we can do. It may be a day or two before I hear back but please don't despair. I WILL get you out of there.
In the mean time, keep smiling my darling and remember that I love you always
Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Friday 17 January 2014
Hospitalised from over crying.
Sandra has barely sent any emails over the last few weeks. The ones she has sent have been short and boring. After telling her I was arranging flights to come and rescue her she sent a long email explaining why she has been so quiet. She has been in hospital due to 'over crying'. Poor girl! Previously she was asking for money to pay for the legal documents needed for her to be able to claim her late fathers fortune. Now she needs money for her medication (for her over crying presumably!) and to get an international passport to come to the UK and start a new life with me, the deaf transvestite! God bless Reverend Peter from the U.N who is to arrange all this for her. Looks like it's game on again!
Good evening my dear love,
How was your day and how are you doing now? Your work, your health and life in general? With every hope that you are doing very well, especially health wise which is the most important to me?
My love, I am so sorry for not replying your mails for some time now, it is due to I was down sick and hospitalized due to my over crying and thinking but I thank God that I am getting better and has been discharged from the hospital this morning.
My love after reading your mails I met our reverend and I told him everything about your mails and he suggested about me coming over to your country to met with you and start everything over there in your country which I believe that the idea is the easiest way.
So, my love, I want you to think about this so that I can be free from this prison called refugee camp. Like I told you that you previously that I am really suffering here, no good water, no good food, no hospitality.
If not for Rev Peter here who is a missionary under united nation, I don’t know what would have happen to me. But God has been using him to take care of me. As I am talking you, my drugs are finished and I have not gotten other drugs because he is out of cash now. My love, I have spoken to him about my freedom and coming to your country, but he said that I need to obtain some clearance from the refugee authority before I could be aloud to leave the camp and he equally promise to help me in getting a new international passport for me and every other traveling documents that might be needed for my traveling to your country.
Because I lost my passport while running for my dear life. But the problem now is the monitory issue. Please my love, I want if you wan assist me, please let me know so that I will tell him to make enquiry for the expenses. Like I said my love, my drugs are finished but there is no money to buy them now and I need it seriously. Lastly my love, I will never forget thank you for taking care of an orphan like me, and I want you to know that you are best and the first man I have ever known in my life and I will keep praying for Gods protection and provision for you. I will be stopping here and will waiting impatiently to read your good news for me.
Sandra
Good evening my dear love,
How was your day and how are you doing now? Your work, your health and life in general? With every hope that you are doing very well, especially health wise which is the most important to me?
My love, I am so sorry for not replying your mails for some time now, it is due to I was down sick and hospitalized due to my over crying and thinking but I thank God that I am getting better and has been discharged from the hospital this morning.
My love after reading your mails I met our reverend and I told him everything about your mails and he suggested about me coming over to your country to met with you and start everything over there in your country which I believe that the idea is the easiest way.
So, my love, I want you to think about this so that I can be free from this prison called refugee camp. Like I told you that you previously that I am really suffering here, no good water, no good food, no hospitality.
If not for Rev Peter here who is a missionary under united nation, I don’t know what would have happen to me. But God has been using him to take care of me. As I am talking you, my drugs are finished and I have not gotten other drugs because he is out of cash now. My love, I have spoken to him about my freedom and coming to your country, but he said that I need to obtain some clearance from the refugee authority before I could be aloud to leave the camp and he equally promise to help me in getting a new international passport for me and every other traveling documents that might be needed for my traveling to your country.
Because I lost my passport while running for my dear life. But the problem now is the monitory issue. Please my love, I want if you wan assist me, please let me know so that I will tell him to make enquiry for the expenses. Like I said my love, my drugs are finished but there is no money to buy them now and I need it seriously. Lastly my love, I will never forget thank you for taking care of an orphan like me, and I want you to know that you are best and the first man I have ever known in my life and I will keep praying for Gods protection and provision for you. I will be stopping here and will waiting impatiently to read your good news for me.
Sandra
I'm coming to get you (and your money!)
Sandra's emails have been few and far between lately. I am beginning to lose interest but the end goal is still there, to wind them up and waste as much of their time as possible. The lawyer never replied so it's time to step it up a bit. Sandra, I am coming to rescue you!!
I get a short and boring email from Sandra.
Good day my love
How are you doing over there and how is work, my love I have not heard from you or the lawyer, what is the problem my love, I am over worried about all that is going on please my love you are the only one that can communicate with me about all that is happening, over there, you know it my love, please I am worried about you and what is going on, please my love send my you respond.
I love you and remand bless.
Sandra
I reply telling her I want to come to Senegal and rescue her (and her money!)
Good morning Sandra.
I hope this mail finds you well and happy. I have emailed the lawyer on the email address you sent me brmamadoulawchambers@lawyer.com but I have never received a reply. I have tried my love, believe me I have but if they do not respond what am I to do? I have sent several emails but they are ignoring me. Did you send me the correct email address my love? Please check, there's a good girl.
I really do think the only option left to us now is for me to come to Senegal and find a lawyer myself. I know this will cost more money but you are worth every penny my love, plus I will get it back tenfold when I get my hands on your money!! I mean of course when I help you to get the money that is rightfully yours my darling.
I need you to send me the address of the camp in which you are staying so I can find myself a hotel as near to there as possible. I will then arrange the flight. In some ways I am glad the lawyer never replied because it means that I get to come to Senegal and be with you my love. It's all very exciting!
Sandra, I need you to send me the details I need as soon as possible. I want to come and be your knight in shining lurex and being you home with me. Now be a good girl and send me the address of the camp so I can start making plans. Very soon we shall be together.
I love you Sandra.
Always
Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I don't receive a reply so I send another message telling her I am going to contact the British Embassy over there.
Hello Sandra
Are you getting my emails? I need to know the address of the camp you are staying in so I can arrange a flight over to fetch you. If I don't hear from you today I will worry that something is badly wrong and have no choice but to just make my own way there. I will contact the British Embassy over there to assist me in finding you if I have to.
Sandra, I love you. I cannot just leave you there to suffer alone. I MUST come to you.
Please reply as soon as possible.
All my love forever
Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I get a short and boring email from Sandra.
Good day my love
How are you doing over there and how is work, my love I have not heard from you or the lawyer, what is the problem my love, I am over worried about all that is going on please my love you are the only one that can communicate with me about all that is happening, over there, you know it my love, please I am worried about you and what is going on, please my love send my you respond.
I love you and remand bless.
Sandra
I reply telling her I want to come to Senegal and rescue her (and her money!)
Good morning Sandra.
I hope this mail finds you well and happy. I have emailed the lawyer on the email address you sent me brmamadoulawchambers@lawyer.com but I have never received a reply. I have tried my love, believe me I have but if they do not respond what am I to do? I have sent several emails but they are ignoring me. Did you send me the correct email address my love? Please check, there's a good girl.
I really do think the only option left to us now is for me to come to Senegal and find a lawyer myself. I know this will cost more money but you are worth every penny my love, plus I will get it back tenfold when I get my hands on your money!! I mean of course when I help you to get the money that is rightfully yours my darling.
I need you to send me the address of the camp in which you are staying so I can find myself a hotel as near to there as possible. I will then arrange the flight. In some ways I am glad the lawyer never replied because it means that I get to come to Senegal and be with you my love. It's all very exciting!
Sandra, I need you to send me the details I need as soon as possible. I want to come and be your knight in shining lurex and being you home with me. Now be a good girl and send me the address of the camp so I can start making plans. Very soon we shall be together.
I love you Sandra.
Always
Your Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I don't receive a reply so I send another message telling her I am going to contact the British Embassy over there.
Hello Sandra
Are you getting my emails? I need to know the address of the camp you are staying in so I can arrange a flight over to fetch you. If I don't hear from you today I will worry that something is badly wrong and have no choice but to just make my own way there. I will contact the British Embassy over there to assist me in finding you if I have to.
Sandra, I love you. I cannot just leave you there to suffer alone. I MUST come to you.
Please reply as soon as possible.
All my love forever
Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Slightly boring update.
Not done an update for a while as it's been so slow moving. Sandra doesn't seem to be in any particular hurry to get out of the refugee camp or reply to my emails. The 'lawyer' isn't replying either so I am starting to wonder if they have sussed me out. Anyway, I received this message from Sandra.
Hello my love how are you doing today? And how is your health? Hope fine I am so happy hear that you are having been have been contacted by an organization in U S A I really everything well go well with you over there, my love I am so happy. Dear I don’t know if you have heard from the Lawyer lately, my love if you have heard from the Lawyer please update me because I am thinking too much about you, and I miss reading from you as well. Have a wonderful day my love.
From Sandra
And replied;
Dearest Sandra.
I have emailed the lawyer twice now but not had any reply. I am beginning to think it may just be easier if I arrange to come over to you and sort this mess myself. This new lawyer is obviously no good if he can't even reply to my emails. I really do think I have no option but to catch a flight and come over to you my dear. How can I sit here and just let you suffer like this? I cannot let it happen any longer. If I have not heard from the lawyer by the end of today I shall start making arrangements to come over to you. I will keep you informed as to what is happening. Is there any chance you can give me the Holy Reverend's email address please?
I have a very busy day today so have to go now. I shall email again soon my dear. Fear not, your Hugh will come and rescue you soon.
All my love
Hugh xxxxxxxxxx
I also sent this to the lawyer;
Dear sir
I haven't had a response from you re Miss Sandra Edgard and our need for a reliable lawyer. If I haven't heard from you by the end of today I shall have to seek legal advice elsewhere.
I look forward to your speedy response.
Yours Sincerely
Hugh Jorgan
Hello my love how are you doing today? And how is your health? Hope fine I am so happy hear that you are having been have been contacted by an organization in U S A I really everything well go well with you over there, my love I am so happy. Dear I don’t know if you have heard from the Lawyer lately, my love if you have heard from the Lawyer please update me because I am thinking too much about you, and I miss reading from you as well. Have a wonderful day my love.
From Sandra
And replied;
Dearest Sandra.
I have emailed the lawyer twice now but not had any reply. I am beginning to think it may just be easier if I arrange to come over to you and sort this mess myself. This new lawyer is obviously no good if he can't even reply to my emails. I really do think I have no option but to catch a flight and come over to you my dear. How can I sit here and just let you suffer like this? I cannot let it happen any longer. If I have not heard from the lawyer by the end of today I shall start making arrangements to come over to you. I will keep you informed as to what is happening. Is there any chance you can give me the Holy Reverend's email address please?
I have a very busy day today so have to go now. I shall email again soon my dear. Fear not, your Hugh will come and rescue you soon.
All my love
Hugh xxxxxxxxxx
I also sent this to the lawyer;
Dear sir
I haven't had a response from you re Miss Sandra Edgard and our need for a reliable lawyer. If I haven't heard from you by the end of today I shall have to seek legal advice elsewhere.
I look forward to your speedy response.
Yours Sincerely
Hugh Jorgan
Tuesday 7 January 2014
C.R.A.P.
Another message from Sandra, this time thanking me for my sweet massage. I think she has me confused with someone else. I just hope she isn't two timing me!
Hello my love how are you doing, hope you have a sweet and wonderful week end? How is your health my love, hope you are getting better? My love thanks you very much for your sweet massage it is nice reading from you today, how is your family and friends over there in your country, my love please sand my greeting to your family and friend over there with you, Please my love I need to be with you soon so I can be taking care of you, I am feeling you too much, I will love to know if you have sent a massage to the lawyer.
I am whishing you a wonderful week and take good care of your self for me I love you.
Sandra
I reply telling her that I have contacted the lawyer but not had a response yet. I also tell her my brilliant news!
Good morning my beautiful Sandra.
Oh and it is a beautiful morning because I have you in my life!
I have contacted the new lawyer on the email address you sent me but haven't had any reply yet. I do hope this one is better than the last one Sandra. If I don't hear from him soon I will do my own research and find a lawyer myself to deal with all this. I can't stand the thought of you out there by yourself in that horrible camp.
I do have some good news though Sandra. I have been contacted by an organisation called C.R.A.P (Cross dressers realising all potential) who wish me to do a presentation at their annual conference in America! C.R.A.P are an organisation that work with cross dressers to help them realise their full potential in a world full of prejudice. They organise social events, fashion shows and offer a counselling service for women who are finding it hard to deal with their partners cross dressing.
I have explained to them about my accident and my deafness and they fully understand. I can do my presentation as a power point and any questions will be written down for me to answer. It's a marvellous opportunity for me and for my Man Summers business. This could lead to many more orders and maybe even the possibility of expanding to the USA. Whilst I am over there, I am going to meet up with one of America's leading deafness doctors Dr Cochlear - Implant to see if there is anything he can do to help restore my hearing. It won't be cheap but if it means I get to hear your sweet voice then it is worth every penny I have my love.
Sandra, I hope to hear from the lawyer soon, I may drop him another email and see what is happening. In the mean time, you take care of your pretty self and please write back to me soon.
All my love,
Your Hugh xxxxxxxx
Hello my love how are you doing, hope you have a sweet and wonderful week end? How is your health my love, hope you are getting better? My love thanks you very much for your sweet massage it is nice reading from you today, how is your family and friends over there in your country, my love please sand my greeting to your family and friend over there with you, Please my love I need to be with you soon so I can be taking care of you, I am feeling you too much, I will love to know if you have sent a massage to the lawyer.
I am whishing you a wonderful week and take good care of your self for me I love you.
Sandra
I reply telling her that I have contacted the lawyer but not had a response yet. I also tell her my brilliant news!
Good morning my beautiful Sandra.
Oh and it is a beautiful morning because I have you in my life!
I have contacted the new lawyer on the email address you sent me but haven't had any reply yet. I do hope this one is better than the last one Sandra. If I don't hear from him soon I will do my own research and find a lawyer myself to deal with all this. I can't stand the thought of you out there by yourself in that horrible camp.
I do have some good news though Sandra. I have been contacted by an organisation called C.R.A.P (Cross dressers realising all potential) who wish me to do a presentation at their annual conference in America! C.R.A.P are an organisation that work with cross dressers to help them realise their full potential in a world full of prejudice. They organise social events, fashion shows and offer a counselling service for women who are finding it hard to deal with their partners cross dressing.
I have explained to them about my accident and my deafness and they fully understand. I can do my presentation as a power point and any questions will be written down for me to answer. It's a marvellous opportunity for me and for my Man Summers business. This could lead to many more orders and maybe even the possibility of expanding to the USA. Whilst I am over there, I am going to meet up with one of America's leading deafness doctors Dr Cochlear - Implant to see if there is anything he can do to help restore my hearing. It won't be cheap but if it means I get to hear your sweet voice then it is worth every penny I have my love.
Sandra, I hope to hear from the lawyer soon, I may drop him another email and see what is happening. In the mean time, you take care of your pretty self and please write back to me soon.
All my love,
Your Hugh xxxxxxxx
Contacting the new lawyer.
As requested by Sandra, I contact the new lawyer, Mamadou Fall. I explain who I am an await his response.
Dear Sir
I have been passed your details by my true love, Sandra Edgard who currently resides in a refugee camp in Senegal.
We need help to procure the necessary paperwork to enable Sandra to gain access to her late fathers monies. She is the last remaining member of the family who were tragically slaughtered during a cut throat game of tiddlywinks. It was an horrific experience for her as she was meant to play the winner and never got chance as a result. This meant she missed out on the winners prize of a plastic model of the Eiffel Tower. The rebels who did the killing, also stole that. How low can they get? She is now all alone in the world except for me, her foreign, overseas sponsor and fiancé. She is relying on me to help get her out of this terrible situation so we can start our life together in England.
I did have dealings with another lawyer previously but they were most unprofessional and I refuse to do business with anyone who doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language. I am hoping that you are professional enough to ensure all correspondence is proof read and checked before sending to me to ensure the correct grammar and spelling is used. I simply cannot have the fate of my beloved lady in the hands of an illiterate imbecile .
I understand there will be fees attached to your services. That is fine. I am willing to pay whatever it takes to free my beloved Sandra so she can come and live with me and do my cleaning and cooking. After all, my pants won't wash themselves will they? Ha ha!
I look forward to your immediate response on this matter.
Mr Hugh Jorgan
CEO Man Summers
Dear Sir
I have been passed your details by my true love, Sandra Edgard who currently resides in a refugee camp in Senegal.
We need help to procure the necessary paperwork to enable Sandra to gain access to her late fathers monies. She is the last remaining member of the family who were tragically slaughtered during a cut throat game of tiddlywinks. It was an horrific experience for her as she was meant to play the winner and never got chance as a result. This meant she missed out on the winners prize of a plastic model of the Eiffel Tower. The rebels who did the killing, also stole that. How low can they get? She is now all alone in the world except for me, her foreign, overseas sponsor and fiancé. She is relying on me to help get her out of this terrible situation so we can start our life together in England.
I did have dealings with another lawyer previously but they were most unprofessional and I refuse to do business with anyone who doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language. I am hoping that you are professional enough to ensure all correspondence is proof read and checked before sending to me to ensure the correct grammar and spelling is used. I simply cannot have the fate of my beloved lady in the hands of an illiterate imbecile .
I understand there will be fees attached to your services. That is fine. I am willing to pay whatever it takes to free my beloved Sandra so she can come and live with me and do my cleaning and cooking. After all, my pants won't wash themselves will they? Ha ha!
I look forward to your immediate response on this matter.
Mr Hugh Jorgan
CEO Man Summers
Thursday 2 January 2014
Myspacebarhasbroken!
Sandra has replied. Her reply was delayed because of the holidays. I didn't know they had holidays in refugee camps!! Lucky Sandra.
Hello my love how are you doing, and how was your new year? My love I am so sorry for my late reply to your mail it was due to the holidays, how is everything with you over there? And how is your health? Hope you are responding to treatment, my love please make sure you are taking your medications, my love I don’t know if you have contacted the lawyer with the information’s that I sent you, my love please if you have done that please do in your convenient time, I am wishing you all the best in this new year as God will grant you your healing this month. Waiting to hear from you soon.
Your love
Sandra
So, I send Sandra a reply. Unfortunately the space bar on my keyboard has broken. I hope she can understand what I am saying!
MydarlingSandra
Youwillhavetoexcusethisveryjumbledemail.Iamafriadthespacebaronmycomputerkeyboardhasbroken.
It'ssuchanightmare.Idohopeyoucanreadthisok.
Icaneitherwriteasonebigsentance
or
do
it
like
this
but
then
the
email
will
be
really
long.
UntilIcangettothecomputershopintown,thereisn'tanythingIcandoaboutitmylove.
Iwilltryandgettheretomorrowmorningandbuyanewone.
ThenIwillemailthelawyer.
Idon'twanthimtothinkIamanidiottypinglikethistohim.
Anyway,happynewyearmydarlingSandra.
Hopefullybeforetoolongwewillfinallygettobetogether.Ican'twaittogetmymanlyhandsonyourfemininebody.Phwoaaaaaar!
IwillsaygoodbyefornowandemailagaintomorrowwhenIhaveanewkeyboard.
Allmyloveforever
Hugh x x x x x x x x x x x
Hello my love how are you doing, and how was your new year? My love I am so sorry for my late reply to your mail it was due to the holidays, how is everything with you over there? And how is your health? Hope you are responding to treatment, my love please make sure you are taking your medications, my love I don’t know if you have contacted the lawyer with the information’s that I sent you, my love please if you have done that please do in your convenient time, I am wishing you all the best in this new year as God will grant you your healing this month. Waiting to hear from you soon.
Your love
Sandra
So, I send Sandra a reply. Unfortunately the space bar on my keyboard has broken. I hope she can understand what I am saying!
MydarlingSandra
Youwillhavetoexcusethisveryjumbledemail.Iamafriadthespacebaronmycomputerkeyboardhasbroken.
It'ssuchanightmare.Idohopeyoucanreadthisok.
Icaneitherwriteasonebigsentance
or
do
it
like
this
but
then
the
will
be
really
long.
UntilIcangettothecomputershopintown,thereisn'tanythingIcandoaboutitmylove.
Iwilltryandgettheretomorrowmorningandbuyanewone.
ThenIwillemailthelawyer.
Idon'twanthimtothinkIamanidiottypinglikethistohim.
Anyway,happynewyearmydarlingSandra.
Hopefullybeforetoolongwewillfinallygettobetogether.Ican'twaittogetmymanlyhandsonyourfemininebody.Phwoaaaaaar!
IwillsaygoodbyefornowandemailagaintomorrowwhenIhaveanewkeyboard.
Allmyloveforever
Hugh x x x x x x x x x x x
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