I chose to ignore Sandra for a week or so to see if there was any response to my offer of flying out to rescue her. Guess what? Not a thing! As she is obviously not going to take me up on my offer I decide to spin her a tale to make up for the lack of contact and then email the 'lawyer'.
Dearest Sandra
I do apologise for the lack of contact aver the last week. Things here have been somewhat difficult to say the least!
I
decided that I was going to be a man, take the bull by the horns and
fly out to Senegal to come and rescue you. I cannot stand the thought of
my beautiful Sandra festering in some god awful refugee camp for a
moment longer than is necessary.
I booked my flights and hotel
and packed my bags. I had planned on making it a bit of a holiday,
taking in a few of the local sights and clubs. I have never been to
Senegal before so thought I may as well make the most of it. I did a bit
of research and found a nice hotel, Hotel du Phare in Les Mamelles. I
booked a double room for us my darling so we could get to know each
other better (if you know what I mean!!) I also found a great nightclub
that holds regular evenings for cross dressers and transvestites that I
thought we could go to together.
I packed my suitcases and made
sure I had a few changes of women's clothes both for the club night and
just to show you. One of my favourite outfits is a very tight, shiny,
rubber dress in a vivid blue colour that compliments my eyes perfectly.
It's pretty hard to get into ( I would probably need your help with
that) and requires a more than liberal dusting of talcum powder to aid
it's fitting. Imagine trying to squeeze a melon into a rubber glove? You
get the picture! Anyway, I made sure I packed plenty of talcum powder
and to save space in my suitcase, I decanted it into individual plastic
bags.
All plans made and everything packed and ready, I set off
for the airport in plenty of time for my flight. On arrival, I checked
in and went for a coffee. I even popped to duty free to buy some sexy
undies and perfume for you as a surprise gift. As I proceeded through
customs, I was stopped. I was one of the people they had decided
warranted a random luggage search. Of course, having nothing to hide I
complied. They all had a good old giggle at my clothes, especially the
maids outfit and bridesmaid dress but I didn't care. I am all man and am
proud of who I am. Then they got to the neatly packed bags of talcum
powder. To save them bursting during the flight, I had stuffed them
inside some shoes (a pair of gorgeous leopard print 6" heels and some
pretty, strappy dolly shoes) to protect them. As soon as they found the
bags, I was taken to one side and the police were called over. Sandra,
can you believe this, they thought I was smugglings drugs!!!
I
was taken to a private room where I explained that it was just talcum
powder. I even showed them my rubber dress but they were having none of
it. They were convinced that I was a drug smuggler and there was nothing
I could do about it. They explained that the packets would have to be
sent off for testing and in the mean time, I would be held in custody
under arrest for smuggling drugs. Before I was moved to a local prison, I
had to undergo a thorough strip search and examination. Had it not been
so clinical, it would have been quite arousing. Obviously they didn't
find anything but I was still detained at her Majesty's pleasure.
The
prison was horrible and not a day went by that I didn't think of you my
love. Life in the camp must feel like prison to you. I vowed there and
then that I would do whatever it takes to get you out of there, as soon
as I was released myself of course. Anyway, eventually the tests on the
powder came back proving that it was only talcum powder and I was
allowed to leave the prison this morning. Of course all this meant I had
missed my flight and lost the hotel booking but hey ho, these things
happen I guess.
Instead of coming over to Senegal, (which was
probably a silly idea anyway) I have emailed the lawyer as you asked and
instructed him to get the process started and get the necessary
paperwork drawn up for me. Hopefully I will hear back from him soon.
I
do hope you can forgive me Sandra. All I was trying to do was save you.
I just wanted to come to you and make you mine. Please reply to me as
soon as you can so I know you are alright and that you still love me.
Yours forever
Hugh xxxxxxxxxxxx
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